So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
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