Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
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