I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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