Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
Never joke about your clitoris.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
Randomize
