At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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