So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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