we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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