this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Randomize
