Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
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