I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
Randomize
