butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
i don't like sucking hair
I am watching Grease 2 and properly learning how to apply a condom to a banana. This is a sign from God that this is the closest I will ever get to having the need for one.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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