I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
Do you still have your period?
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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