New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
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