your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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