I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
i think im in europe. pls send help
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
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