I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
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