i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
My mom is pretending to be Paula Deen while making breakfast...I'm pretty sure she's sober.
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
Randomize
