he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
i just had sex bonerless
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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