everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
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