yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
When I'm drunk and can't pee, I sing my abc's in my head and try to pee before I get to pee. Last night I forgot to do it in my head
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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