he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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