u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
Nobody cheats on THIS.
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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