with your own penis?
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
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