i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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