i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
You asked the waitress for a vasectomy and handed her a butter knife, like you were ordering something from the menu
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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