quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
Randomize
