Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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