1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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