sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
My liver is preforming stress tests.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
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