There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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