You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
I'm chasing vodka with french fries.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
Randomize
