I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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