No matter how drunk I am, I will take the time to wipe a pube off the toilet seat.
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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