My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Randomize
