Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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