Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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