I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
I think I ordered pizza when I got home. The email said the delivery time was noon today. So if that shit shows up I am the most amazing drunk on the planet.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
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