There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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