help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
you made out with another girl for some wings
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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