i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
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