let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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