According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
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