How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
Randomize
