this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
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