): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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