You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
im sorry i hit your dog last night,,,i didnt even see it
I dont have a dog?
WTF
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
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