Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
is it fun? or sober?
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