I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
Did you put 9lbs of birdseed all over my car?
You weighed it?
Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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