There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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