Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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