It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
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Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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