well I can't set my house on fire every night
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
I woke up to a huge bag of McDonalds breakfast, a cup of coffe and Advil. The note read "yeah its a one night thing, but I felt bad so here you go. Thanks"
He just set a new unobtainable standard in one night stand etiquette.
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