I'm going to rape someone's good day.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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