Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
you went around the entire night in your french maid costume dusting off the "cob webs" on everyone's crotch saying "you havent gotten any action in a while"
I was wondering why i got so many friend requests the next day...
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
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