I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
I'm gonna buy my dress an hour before wedding. You know, just to make sure it's gonna really happen.
T'would be a shame to waste that open bar though. They shouldn't do that to us. We've been having to pretend we're happy for two people who got engaged a week after they met.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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