In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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