I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
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