So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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